If luxury THC granola, weed aperitifs, and CBD pillows couldn't make me into a stoner, nothing can.

I am not, by and large, a weed guy. Oh, I have tried, but through substantial trial and error I have determined that I lack the essential level of chill to pull the whole thing off.

For years, I've regarded the stoners in my life with awe and envy; they seem so relaxed and cheerful, while one hit off a vape pen tends to nudge me into the anxiety that is always just over my shoulder. 

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Dave Holmes ~ Esquire.com ~